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Hello
All right, sometimes you might feel lonely, sad, lost, and mad at everyone, you might even feel like there’s no one that likes you and that you’re all by yourself. I just want you to know that your next thought should be that there is at least one person that really, really cares about you and always wants you to be happy. Now, I am not an expert in life and I can’t tell you how to live your life but what I can tell you is that you are …
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At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated “if GM had kept up with the technology like the computer industry has,we would all be driving $2500.00 cars that got 100 miles to the gallon.”
In response to Bill’s comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:
For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash …
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A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver’s door.
“Is there a problem Officer?”
The policeman says, “Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your licence please?”
The driver responds, “I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.”
“You don’t have one?”
The man responds, “I lost it four times for drink driving.”
The policeman is shocked. “I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?”
“I’m sorry, I can’t do that.”
The policeman says, “Why not?”
“I stole this car.”
The officer says, “Stole it?”
The man says, “Yes, and I …
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Only 12 more days until I start going to the Academy of Art University situated in San Francisco. I have been waiting to go to the Academy for about 6 months now and I don’t think I can wait any longer. I can’t wait to start classes because I’ve heard a lot about AAU and the quality of classes there. The Academy is a private university and offers 12 different degrees. I have opted to go for a degree in Graphic Design. AAU promises its students that they will have …
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Starting out as a not-so-good game for the Indian Cricket Team, things got better and India finally took over the India-Pakistan ODI series in Multan by winning by 5 wickets. India won the toss and decided to field first. Indian bowlers, RP Singh and Pathan for the most part, sent the Pakistani Batsmen back to the pavilion at a mere score of 161 runs. Sachin Tendulkar’s wicket was a shock for the Indians as he was out at duck. But things were better from thereon and Rahul Dravid proved, yet …
